MEYER TO MAKE TAILBACKS PIT FIGHT FOR HIS LOVE

by Orson on Aug 30, 2005 9:28 AM EDT

Urban's mum on the starter at RB for Saturday's game against Wyoming. We're betting the starter will have to emerge from a three-man cage match staged for Urban's pleasure sometime late Friday night, with DeShawn Wynn winning after breaking a folding chair over Skyler Thornton's head.

It's gonna go down something like this.

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In related news, Ty Willingham will decide on a QB after having each of the potential starters caddy for him during a round of golf. Whoever held the bag during the round with the lowest score gets to be the starting QB.

by Sam on Aug 30, 2005 11:58 AM EDT reply actions

My handicap is and important thing to these young men, okay?

by Tyrone Lionel on Aug 30, 2005 1:56 PM EDT reply actions

OT: I was just reading Mandel’s power rankings and he noted that Xavier Lee was 2-17 in scrimmages?!?!?!?! What happened? How did he complete those two?

by Joey on Aug 30, 2005 2:37 PM EDT reply actions