A great piece in the LA Times on Football Lucifer by Chris Dufresne contains two Spurrier quotes worth putting in formaldehyde for future generations.

One:

“South Carolina is not like Harvard or anything like that, but you’ve got to be able to read on a high school level, things of that nature.”

And two:

Spurrier is in no position yet to contemplate big wins over Florida.

He says: “We’re trying to put a whuppin’ on Central Florida.”