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Another reason we don't think USC can repeat as national champions:

"To be the hottest ticket in L.A. makes you feel pretty good," said running back LenDale White, U.S.C.'s leading rusher. "Being in Hollywood, we meet so many people. We've got Snoop working out with us, Will Ferrell working out with us. All the movie stars, all the rappers, they want to be part of winning."

It's not the glamour we think they can't handle. It's the anorexia we fear will scuttle their chances at a three-peat. Have you seen that O-Line? They're all like, so...fat...