Lawrence Phillips, easy lover and former Death Star ‘95 Nebraska running back, continues his Casanova on PCP routine, this time attacking his current girlfriend twice, once choking her until she was unconscious. (Who are these women? Johnette Knoxvilles bent on their own destruction? Hi, I’m Johnette Knoxville, and this is called “Dating Lawrence Phillips.”{slap!}) Somewhere, Dick Vermeil is weeping into his Cabernet…
He’s not the one who got choked.
As a thank you for 3 straight bowl appearances, UVA gave its coach a 1 Million dollar raise and a five year extension through 2010. Al “Mr. Personality” Groh, will now make a cool 1.7 Million annually. Not bad for a 30-21 record in four seasons.
Maybe after this raise, Groh will actually crack a smile.
If they do, it is only because Alabama got screwed in 1966.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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