ED ORGERON IS WAITING OUTSIDE TO KICK YOUR ASS
Shame on us for not discussing it before now, but Ed Orgeron appears to be settling in just fine at Ole Miss by allegedly calling players with earrings “fucking pussy girls” (is that a Chinese translation for lesbian?), labeling the Cotton Bowl “bullshit,” and taking off his shirt and challenging every “motherfucker” in the room to a fight…all in the course of a single team meeting. He then exited the lockerroom, made violent, thrashing love to the first woman who crossed his path (twice), felled a Spanish oak with a single blow of his mighty ham-shaped hand, and ate a flat screen tv with tabasco on it just ’cause that’s what a real man does. (Please, if any of you USC types have any other dement-Ed stories, let us have ‘em in the comments section.)
Like David Allen Coe, Ed Orgeron is totally waiting outside to kick your ass.
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It’s all about Coach O
Via EDSBS: New Ole Miss head coach Ed Orgeron calling out the whole team in his first team meeting using language that might even make a sailor blush—and, to top it off, challenging the whole team to a fight. The more amusing anecdote: Lane was out p…
Trackback by Signifying Nothing — July 28, 2005 @ 9:02 pm
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beautiful…
Comment by volpundit — July 29, 2005 @ 8:27 am
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Yeah, he’s replaced Houston Nutt as “Coach Most Likely to Eat an Assistant” for us.
Comment by Orson Swindle — July 29, 2005 @ 9:05 am
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Thank god Ralph Freigden doesn’t try that shirt-off tactic on his boys…they’d need garbage cans to catch all the vomit.
Comment by dawg1998 — July 29, 2005 @ 10:03 am
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Of all the things that actually warrant a reality show, the Ole Miss Football program definitely needs one. There has to be some dead weight on ESPN2 they can replace with 24/7 coverage of the burning tower of power that is Ed Orgeron.
Other rumors include lining up against a recruit during a facilities tour and trying to repeatedly bull rush him, and the time he picked up the dad of a recruit and ran around with him hoisted up on his back, piggy-back style.
Comment by Pat — July 29, 2005 @ 10:29 am
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I’d like to see him do that to a recruit, and then have the recruit ole him into a glass case of somesort. I’d pay top dollar for video footage of that.
Comment by Peacedog — July 29, 2005 @ 10:43 am
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I could see Orgeron pushing a player into a trophy case or something and demanding he pick all that glass out of his skin because only pussy boys walk around with that kind of bullshit.
Comment by Todd — July 29, 2005 @ 10:52 am
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Pain does not exist in Ed Orgeron’s dojo. Unfortunately for Ole Miss fans, I think defeat will find it quite cozy.
Comment by Pat — July 29, 2005 @ 1:23 pm
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Very clever! I can assure you he’s doing a great job right now. If he were coaching a team with Volunteers’ talent, they could challenge the Patriots. Lots of urban legends, but he is intense. And plays no favorites, which is extremely welcome in Oxford.
Comment by Rebel — September 16, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
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Kyatt & Boone (ad) came out after the LSU game last year, and said Cutt would return as HC. They renigged on their word. LIARS! Then those 2 set 4 different deadlines of when they were going to announce their new head coach, cause no one want to come to our little piss poor school & program. Boone & Kyatt are liars, and they need to grow a nut sack to stand up to big money alums.
No Spurrier, no Urban, no Willingham, no Ericson, and the best we could find is a women beating, bar room brawling, coon ass hot head. His Hummer commercial should have gotton him fired. He is a disgrace to our University, and state. Send him back to the swamps of LOSER-ania, cause we aren’t getting better.
He won’t even play the best qb on the team. He already said he was going to play one qb in the spring, and we have played 2 in 2 games. BOONE - KYATT, GROW A PAIR & SAVE OUR PROGRAM, DON’T LET O AND DICKEY BULLY YOU. IT’S A WALKING TIME BOMB!
Old days are not forgotton, Look away, look away, for another coach. Hell we should replace all 3 of you.
Comment by Heart Broken In The Magnolia — September 22, 2005 @ 10:50 am
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Coach O’ is a complete disaster. Cut may not be the best head coach but he sure was better than this headcase. Ole Miss would have been much better off by staying the course. Ole Miss and Florida tie for the darwin award for hiring coach O and requiring Spurrier to go through the interviewing process.
Comment by jb — November 26, 2005 @ 8:05 pm
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Coach O shopuld be fired today. He is one of the worst coaches in collge football and I believe the coach opf south panola could have done the same if not completely better. I as an Ole miss alum totally feeled embarassed for ole miss and the state of Mississippi. I wish he would have been hired when i was there and made that supposed threat to all the players because he would not been available for the rest of the season and would have been eating through a feeding tube. It is ridiculous that a coach can curse so much and try to Make coach Cut seem like he didnt do anything but if you look back now coach cut had a better record last year and the games we lost we didnt get totally blown out of. Last year we competed in most games and could have won 3 of the games we lost. OLE MISS needs to get smart and get rid of this loser and let him go back to North Western State.
Comment by Former Ole Miss Player — November 27, 2005 @ 7:54 pm
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Coach O is the greatest show on Earth! So what if he is a terrible coach, I can’t get enough of his antics. Seriously, I’d kill myself if he was hired at LSU, but it will be a sad day when Ole Miss fires the O. No one will ever hire him again and that will deprive us all of some unbelievable stories.
I think that Vegas needs to get in on the action. I’d put a little money down on how long it’ll take for one of his players to fight him, or how long before he and an assistant get physical. I think we all need to really savour the 2006 season, because it may be our last with the O.
Comment by LSU Fan — December 1, 2005 @ 5:07 pm
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[...] The Orgeron seems to be calling quite a few ex-Miami assistants these days, actually: Werner, just days after his firing by Larry Coker, may bring along former Miami institution Art Kehoe along with him. Whether both of them will receive the customary Orgeron hug/suplex upon arrival remains to be seen, though both will no doubt remove any earrings they may be wearing and submit to the ritual branding all Orgeron assistants endure upon hiring. Orgeron, seen here about to backhand a surly fan into an alternate universe just for the hell of it. Filed under: Southeastern Conference, Atlantic Coast Conference by Orson Swindle [...]
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I was taught at birth to hate Ole Miss, but the good folks of Mississippi deserve better than this idiot. He is an embarrassment to the school, the fine legacy of Johnny Vaught, and to the SEC. Of course, Arkansas has it’s own embarrassments right now, but thank God one of them is not Ed Orgeron.
Comment by Razorback Fan — May 21, 2006 @ 1:05 pm
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[...] Ed Orgeron is a crazy motherfucker. He was an assistant coach at Miami in the early ’90s. In 1991, a woman got a restraining order against him, and he was ordered into a domestic violence counseling program. In 1992, he was arrested in a bar fight and brought up on felony battery chargers. They were eventually dropped, but Orgeron was accused of head-butting a bouncer. And shortly after he took over at Ole Miss, he… well, I’ll just quote from Every Day Should Be Saturday. Ed Orgeron appears to be settling in just fine at Ole Miss by allegedly calling players with earrings “fucking pussy girls†(is that a Chinese translation for lesbian?), labeling the Cotton Bowl “bullshit,†and taking off his shirt and challenging every “motherfucker†in the room to a fight…all in the course of a single team meeting. [...]
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Is it just me, or has Larry King had like 5 heart attacks and 5 divorces. I guess that’d be a broken heart for each.
Comment by The Advanced Soul — October 21, 2006 @ 10:50 am