WEIS: FAT AND SASSY

by Orson on Jul 27, 2005 9:43 AM EDT

While MGoBlog is comparing him to Jabba the Hutt, we might as well extend the metaphor with support from the impeccably named Cleveland Plain Dealer: Weis, like Jabba, is not only fat but sassy, as well, pimp-slapping a highly touted but academically questionable lineman for his laziness.

Guessing that Weis won't be going after a lot of the same recruits as, say, our beloved Gators, but that's fine with us. Whatever Weis' approach is, it's got to beat this memory we have of Notre Dame recruiting tactics of yore:

HT Guy who eventually went to Missouri: (picks up phone) Hello?

Clueless, doomed recruiter: It's Notre Dame, son. How does it feel?

HT Guy: bwaHAHAHAHA!!!! (Hangs up phone.)

El Guapo would surely approve of Weis' fat sassiness. Yeah, it's a stretch, but it's Mustache Wednesday.

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Orson, you need to dedicate a mustache Wednesday to the Michigan coaching staff. Lloyd bucks the trend, but DLine coach Steve Stripling; DC Jim Herrmann; WR coach Erik Campbell; RB coach Fred Jackson; strength coach Mike Gittleson—UM has a tone of upper-lip shading, as Napoleon Dynamite might draw it. Go to this website and check out the photos: http://mgoblue.com/document_display.cfm?document_id=13750

Gittleson looks like he was hanging out with Ted Kaczynski for a while, and that might explain why the UM strenght program is stuck in the Luddite era.

In fact, I might post this later just to save you the work.

by Joey on Jul 27, 2005 11:20 AM EDT reply actions