MY WIFE SAYS THE SAME THING

Just another special SEC moment: Miss. State players get buck in da club in the Dirty. Two quotes say it all:

He saw a person run by whom he described as "a big dude with dreads." He hit the person with a wooden buoy he pulled off the wall.

"I clocked him right in the head," Lester said. "We're taught not to run from anything, even if they were big."

And:

"I ordered Mr. Brown to stop, and he did not comply," the incident report states. "I then attempted to physically pull him off Mr. Erby, but he continued to swing wildly. I then shot Mr. Brown with my X26 Taser, and Mr. Brown became compliant."

Works for my wife most of the time.