This is our last ugly post ever-the new format will be up over the weekend, so enjoy the crappy run-on paragraphs, seas of whiteness, and bland logos while you can. All comments will be wiped, too, so if you said anything particularly brilliant, save it now as a memento of your wasted youth.
[UPDATE: Well, that wasn't SO hard now, was it?
--- Jay]
And you thought we were suspicious of the “blog revolution…”(Link via Andrew Sullivan.)
Trumping the Bill Simmons Unintentional Comedy Scale, Blue-Gray Sky writes the OFFICIAL BEST ARTICLE EVER, one which we would copycat but would fall desperately short of even approaching in terms of scale and achievement. Congratulations, boys–any references to Zod and Mustafa from Austin Powers are just gravy on a perfect dish for us.
BGS, you had us at Zod.
Again, the readers are smarter than the bloggers, as evidenced on Heismanpundit. Regardez:
I just wanted to emphasis(sic) something. The SEC is like the PAC 10 that added the WAC conference and the PAC 10 is like the SEC who dropped the WAC conference, meaning the SEC has some extra baggage in there that makes it a weeeee bit weaker of a division and the PAC 10 doesn’t have that extra baggage and that’s why they beat up on each other so much (hence, have less undefeated seasons). Can you clean up my point and post it and see what others have to say? Thanks HP
Concision! One line wisdom! Great blurb from a reader who doesn’t waste precious verbiage. We love the smell of the blogosphere in the morning…
First, the bad news. We were down for nearly a whole day as our HostRocket server fell down and did not get up for quite a while yesterday. In good news, we’re back up and can crow about getting another free book off Warren St. John by winning his caption contest. CAW! People hate Carrot Top, and when you joke about him being killed as public spectacle, well, people start to get flat-out excited.
Give the people what they want, and Carrot Top would be very worried.
Also, you’ll be getting an entirely new look at this site this weekend, as our own prolonged extreme makeover comes full circle with the launch of EDSBS 2: The Simonizing. We’ve got a brand new shiny and freshly waxed ass to hang out the window, and plan on debuting it Saturday or Sunday. Our web guru Jay did an exceptional job, so visit his site and tell him as much.
The ACC decides singing mascots are the way to look tuff. Or maybe the point is to frighten; we still can’t sleep thinking about the dead, soulless eyes of the megacreepy Demon Deacon, though…can’t sleep…Demon Deacon will eat me…(Big hat tip to ATLEagle, who also tipped us off to the fact our blog was down for the entirety of yesterday. Much thanks.)
Oh, that damned MSM…sometimes they have the audacity to type something…good, dammit. Mark Bechtel has a funny and informative little entry on trick plays in his daily blog. (Which isn’t a blog, exactly; it’s more like a daily column without links to other stuff, archived posts, or poorly hacked-together photoshop projects. Which is what we recognize as a blog, after all.)
Our personal favorite trick play in recent memory–besides well-hung crackhead Tom Sizemore talking attractive woman Elizabeth Hurley into having sex with him on camera–was Clemson’s variation on the fumblerooski in the Peach Bowl a few years back. With a crowded power-I backfield, the qb faked a fumble while the ball was snapped through the qb’s legs to the upback. A hilarious play, especially with Charlie Whitehurst earning his Oscar and the Tennessee defense doing everything but running out onto Forsyth Street looking for the ball. It scored a TD for the Tigers, too, which shows you just how demoralizing backyard plays can be. We keep waiting for the “all-trick play” offense to resurface, and have high hopes since Hal Mumme, after all, is back in business as New Mexico State.
Submit your own finest legerdemain play memories below.
Nice trickeration, Tom.
A quote for the ages from Crimson Tide running back Kenneth Darby, discussing the Tide?s second season under Mike ?Fun ?n None? Shula:
“The most realistic thing we can have right now is going undefeated,” Crimson Tide tailback Kenneth Darby of Huntsville said. “That’s very realistic for us. We could have done it last year, we think, but certain things happened.?
Really, honey, I was going to pay the rent but?certain things happened.
Jay Cutler continues his inexorable march toward Kiperland with the SEC coaches? pick of first team All-SEC qb. Answer this question, dear reader: what else does he need to get the effervescent hype of a true Kiper pick? Besides playing for a lousy team under impossible circumstances and throwing the deep out well three times in a row? And besides cleaning Mel?s pool a few times sans shirt for the viewing pleasure of Mrs. Kiper? (Is there a Mrs. Kiper? And does she apply the fine shellacking of hair epoxy that keeps Mel?s brain protected from the evil thought rays of Trev Alberts and Bill Polian, as well as from stray bullets? And if so, does she make him hang up the cell phone during sex while he?s chatting up some fourth-rounder OT from Utah State?)
ParadigmBlog is right?angles are everything.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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