Pat Forde must sit in his office like Miss Cleo with a dewrag on and a crystal ball in his lap, flipping tarot cards while chatting on the phone with Joe Tiller. Check this tidbit, dated Jan. 6, 2002:

What if Spurrier pulls a Pitino on that level:

After failing to send the (Tampa Bay Buccaneers/Jacksonville Jaguars/Atlanta Falcons/Dallas Cowboys/Carolina Panthers) to the Super Bowl in four seasons, Steve Spurrier announced his resignation today. He will return to the college ranks … to succeed retiring Bobby Bowden at Florida State.

Not exact, but close, no?

Pat Forde and Psychic Dave: true seers.