BLUE-GRAY SKY WANTS ND FACILITY TO BE CLASSY. BABY WANTS PLATINUM.

The honorably obsessed Blue-Gray Sky earns two mentions for fine work in two posts, first on the outing of Tom Lemming as a Notre Dame pusher, and second for its fine post on Notre Dame's plans for new facilities. They hope Notre Dame goes for something classy unlike the "hollow nouveau riche" palaces occupied by the Longhorns and the Ducks (seen in outstanding pics.) We frankly have no idea how this would be consistent with the Catholic heritage of the school: have you seen the Vatican lately? Pink marble, gold gilt everywhere, paintings in every nook and cranny, oversized columns and friezes...a very sexy woman once described it to us like this: "It's exactly what God's house would look like if God were a very wealthy rapper." We think Notre Dame should bite the bullet and put Master P to shame: platinum showerheads for everyone!

Baby says the Irish need platinum.