WHAT IS URBAN MEYER TEXTING TO RECRUITS?
We’ll take additional submissions below, but we have to ask: given his immediate success recruiting in alien territory, what the hell is Urban Meyer texting to recruits? We have a few ideas, but please contribute your own below:
-G-VILE GRLZ GOT SM AZZ, PLYAH.
-FLT SCRN DRMZ=G8TRZ
-FULMR GOT MANTITZ! ROFL!
-G8TRZ PLAY THT GAME LIKE WHOOA
-U+UF=NFL CASH $$$ 4 RZEEL
-LRY COKR LOOK LK UNCL FSTR! ROFLMAO!
-This picture of Ki Toy Johnson:
Does Urban Meyer have some Urban Flava?
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Methinks the Ki Toy Jackson photo would have successfully recruited a young Orson to UF.
Comment by Anonymous — June 21, 2005 @ 10:50 am
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You could get me back for a second BA with that photo, pal. She makes me nervous and shaky.
Comment by Anonymous — June 21, 2005 @ 10:56 am
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I’ll bet she has a nice swamp.
Comment by Heismanpundit — June 21, 2005 @ 12:54 pm
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Beyond the pale, HP. Not that we weren’t thinking the same thing. Oh, and did we mention she’s got like three kids and a husband?
Comment by Anonymous — June 21, 2005 @ 2:08 pm
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I’m really surprised…..that she has a husband.
Comment by Heismanpundit — June 21, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
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Ouch.
Comment by Anonymous — June 21, 2005 @ 5:42 pm
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Comment by Anonymous — June 21, 2005 @ 8:55 pm