The blogosphere’s ongoing fascination with the man, the myth, the basement-dwelling legend that is Pete Fiutak continues. CFN takes Fiutak’s latest mailbag to the shredder here. We think Pete sometimes gets a little caught up in hypotheticals here, which makes us thank God he fell in love with football and not alternate-universe Star Wars fan fiction. The last thing this world needs is more of that.(”What if Wookies could be Jedis? Do you want to read my 800-page masterpiece? Hey, where are you going?”)

In another world, Pete would think a lot about wookies. By the way, who knew Chewbacca could give bedroom eyes?