DICTATORS LOVE DORITOS
Not college football, but we’re powerless to resist the charms of this article. Especially when it comes to this quote:
For a time his favorite food was Cheetos, and when those ran out, Saddam would “get grumpy,” the story says. One day the guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam forgot about Cheetos. “He’d eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes,” Dawson says.
Which means Saddam would fit right into the fan sections of a good number of SEC teams, it seems…
The mention of finishing a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes= obligatory pic of Phil Fulmer.
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Wouldn’t any mention of cheating or pissing and moaning also warrant a picture of Fulmer? How about finding an coach who calls a more conservative game than Carr?
Comment by Joey — June 21, 2005 @ 11:00 am
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Our bag of chips with Fulmer-pun intended- is calling him fat, Joey. We leave the cheating, pissing and moaning calls to the NCAA, who should be keeping him busy over the next few years as the karma from the ‘Bama scandal comes around.
Comment by Anonymous — June 21, 2005 @ 11:17 am
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Fair enough. Phil is fat. Just like Mickelson.
Comment by Joey — June 21, 2005 @ 11:38 am
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Mickelson still looks fat, doesn’t he? Even as a skinny guy? Like any second he’s going to pull the ripcord and inflate back to his former glory.
Comment by Anonymous — June 21, 2005 @ 12:27 pm
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It’s still too early to say with any conviction, but I kind of get the sense with Mickelson that the rest of his career is going to be one long glory stroll. He has a lot of good golf in him, but I just don’t get the sense that he’s hungry enough (in a golf sense; when it comes to earing, he could beat them) to keep up with Tiger and Vijay. He just puts that stupid grin on (he has to be on some kind of chemical substance) and strolls around, missing three-footers here, hooking drives there, and then playing the game within the game as he hits some ridiculous recovery shot.
Comment by Joey — June 21, 2005 @ 7:29 pm