LADIES, THE ZOOKER WANTS TO TEACH YOU FOOTBALL!
For a mere $50, the women of the Champagne-Urbana community can spend a day with Ron Zook and the Illini coaching staff learning about the game of football. Caveat Emptor ladies… we’ve seen what a little Zook schooling can do to a football team as we watched the University of Florida go from the #3 team in the country with a returning Heisman runner up at quarterback (who should have won but for those Heismandments) to a team with great talent that lost twice to Ole Miss and once to an abysmal Mississippi State team. Or perhaps the Zooker is just looking to broaden his recruiting base.

A familiar sight to Florida fans: Ron Zook looking unsure of what to do.












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C’mon, we all know women players are ‘terrible,’ right Gary?
Comment by Jim K — May 27, 2005 @ 10:28 am
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Well, the first problem is that they’re girls, Jim K. The second is that they gave Ron Zook fifty bucks. I knew a guy who gave him a million a year once, and he still regrets it.
Comment by Anonymous — May 27, 2005 @ 10:58 am