SPORTS GUY: M.I.A. EXPLAINED

Just yesterday we were wondering what the hell had happened to the Sports Guy, one of the inspirations for this column and an original punk sports blogger. Well, here's an explanation from the man himself. It smells of burnout, which is understandable: when Bill gets on a roll, he'll sometimes get into the tens of thousands of words before the stops. Most of it's better than anything we'll type, but cranking that kind of volume out everyday on the internet sets an impossible pace-especially when your columns are expected to be funny every time. Best of luck on the new schedule.