Ohio State running back Eric Haw was so jazzed about Ohio State being exonerated in the Maurice Clarett probe, he sautered outside last night to smoke a celebratory joint outside of his on-campus dorm room at OSU- a school with only a scanty total of 50,000 students in enrollment. The campus police cited him for marijana possession, the second marijuana-related incident in as many weeks for Ohio State.
Though Jim Tressel, pictured above, is obviously troubled by marijuana use on his team…
Tressel now has two admitted marijuana smokers on his team, which means Columbus residents are to be on the lookout for other sure signs of reefer madness: loud playing of jazz “music”, baggy suits worn with short ties, wanton sharing of milkshakes and malts between the sexes, and increasing wearing of dangerously tight cardigans by young ladies.
…symptoms of reefer madness spread like a sinister disease in Columbus.
The NCAA has denied a request by South Carolina quarterback Mike Rathe for a sixth year of eligibility. He plans on appealing the decision so he can get back in the mix to compete to be the trigger man in Spurrier’s Cock N Fire offense next year.
Spurrier contemplating his quarterback options for next year.
Alright, we here at EDSBS.com often trend on the sarcastic side, but doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate a feel good story every now and again. On that score, nothing in college football last week topped the story of the former Penn State player, Taliaferro, who was told he would never walk again following a spinal injury suffered against Ohio State, walking across the stage to receive his diploma. Actually, he started walking five months after the injury, which is astounding, but he continues to be an inspiration as he says he has most of his pre injury ability back. He’s also a success story in that he went to Penn State for football and when that was taken away, he stayed for the education and now looks to enter law school next year.
Following up on this post: science backs us up! We knew we were on to something. On review of the final BCS standings, five of the top teams had red as an important component of their uniforms: Louisville, Georgia, Utah, Oklahoma, and champ USC. Duke, Eastern Carolina, Buffalo, Idaho, and Vanderbilt? The only red on their unis originated from their own noses, eyes, or whatever else is hemorrhaging on them at the end of a four-quarter slapfest from a conference power.
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