TEXAS BAN ON BOOTY-SHAKIN’ CHEERLEADERS CLEARS HOUSE
The Texas House clears a ban on suggestive cheerleading for passage. In an EDSBS.com exclusive, we have obtained a photo of the alternative outfits suggested by the legislature for Texas cheerleaders:

Not to worry: they come in burnt Bevo orange, A&M garnet, and Raider Red, too.












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No love for Baylor????
Comment by Anonymous — May 5, 2005 @ 2:20 pm
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I think we should try to avoid any jokes involving a school in Waco and religious extremism, don’t you?
Comment by Anonymous — May 5, 2005 @ 3:06 pm
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No. Here’s one: I’m not sure if you could pry that polyester miniskirt away from a high school teen age cheerleader with a tank. We all know Texas is where that mom killed a cheerleader because the mom’s daughter didn’t make the squad. Shit, the baptists (or whats left of the branch-dividians) could institute alter girls in cheerleader outfits and the flock would just ‘baa’ louder - no hip wiggling, of course.
Comment by Jim K — May 5, 2005 @ 4:06 pm