ESPN keeps up the quality, Ritalin-attention-span-sized conference capsules with their overview of the mighty MAC. Things we knew, but did not realize how fucking amazing they really were ’til we read it: Omar Jacobs threw for 41 TDs last year and only 4 picks. Those aren’t even Playstation numbers-those are obscenity raised to a level of grandeur.
The Texas House clears a ban on suggestive cheerleading for passage. In an EDSBS.com exclusive, we have obtained a photo of the alternative outfits suggested by the legislature for Texas cheerleaders:

Not to worry: they come in burnt Bevo orange, A&M garnet, and Raider Red, too.
Perhaps its the bling of Charlie Weis’ Super Bowl rings or the opportunity for early playing time on national television, but in contrast to the past few seasons, the Fighting Irish are off to a quick start in recruiting this year. So far they have landed their top choices for running back, James Aldridge, and quarterback, Zach Frazer, to verbal (non-binding) commitments and hope to keep the momentum going. For more info on who else Notre Dame might be stalking to wear the gold helmets, check out NDNation.