Everyday Should Be Saturday

May 4, 2005

WE ARE THE BOYS RULZ

Would Urban Meyer sign a photo of his head superimposed on Eddie Murphy’s body? Only wearetheboys.com has the gall to try it in person. That is science, dear reader, in action.(Check out the music in the clip. Not only does the guy make a classic pic with the Eddie Murphy song, he uses the kickass CBS special theme music. You stay classy, man.)

PETE FIUTAK MAN-CRUSH UPDATE: HE LOVES FIU

Our ongoing man-crush on Pete Fiutak worsens when we discover he has a kitschy fondness for tiny FIU, the newest D-I team. FoxSports is doing 119 team previews in 119 days, which may seem trivial to you unless you realize that life regains meaning in 119 days with the advent of college football. Oh, now you’re paying attention…

C-USA SPRING ROUNDUP

Did you know they had spring practice? Of course you did. Here’s a glorious roundup of the Conference USA spring, whether you like it or not.

THEY DIDN’T NOT SMOKE POT, SAYS SPURRIER

SC has no comment on the results of their drug tests, but players accused of smoking pot in a car will remain on the team. We understand the “innocent ’til proven guilty thing,” but this can’t help but send a clear signal to the Gamecock nation to spark one up, crank up the music, and start dialing, cause those pizza places around Columbia are gonna be fucking slammed, people.

Gamecocks fans around the world celebrate the new school marijuana policy.

DELONE FOUND INNOCENT.

It’s nice to post this: a college football player was found innocent of a crime today, with Husker Darren DeLone acquitted of all charges after three hours of deliberation by an Oklahoma jury.

BOOKER GETS BOOKED: PHOTOS ON CNNSI

CNNSI has photos of the Booker Stanley arrest here. That’s not ketchup on the throwback jersey, by the way.

PHOTOSHOP OF THE YEAR-SO FAR

Motorcycle owner Kellen Winslow Jr. is the topic of today’s Photoshop blitz, courtesy of an anonymous genius at the Sooner boards via VolTalk.

The French makes it funnier.

JOBU OF MAXIM SUCKS. THEREFORE, WE LIKE HIM.

Yep, it’s old, but we just found it, so it’s cool to us just like the Scissor Sisters album. Here’s JoBu of Maxim’s nasty but insightful wrap-up of the 2004 college football season.

MATT HAYES, HATIN’ AT LIGHT SPEED

Not that we disagree, but Matt Hayes does some supersonic hatin’ on FSU’s past and present qbs in his quick hits. A sample:

The Seminoles are going from a quarterback with loads of talent who can’t play (Chris Rix) to a quarterback with marginal talent who can’t play (Wyatt Sexton).

A nice article on Marcus Mexico, too, precedes the aforementioned hatin’.

COLUMNIST ROUNDUP: BCS AND 12TH GAME BOTH STINK

Chris DuFresne of the LA Times hates the BCS and its perpetual tweaking. John Romano pulls a Method Man and says the 12 game season and BCS fiddling equals another case of C.R.E.A.M. David Climer adds his two cents in a Shakespearean diss of the 12th game. What columnist really puts a spike in the heart of the NCAA’s plan to get a pro league on the cheap? Dennis Dodd, who we occasionally mock for stating the obvious. Turns out the naked greed of the NCAA and the Bowlmeisters is the perfect topic for Dodd to cover. The money quote comes from Lloyd Carr via the Ann Arbor News:

This is a piece of legislation that, in my mind, treats the intercollegiate football player like a professional,” Michigan coach Lloyd Carr told the Ann Arbor News. “If we’re going to treat them like professionals, we should pay ‘em. We should have a playoff and go after it.” Carr said he asked Brand in January how the NCAA reconciled passage of the academic reform package and add a 12th game.

“And his response was that it’s hypocrisy,” Carr told the News, “the 12th game is strictly for money. He used that word twice.”

Lloyd’s got a pair. Here’s hoping Myles Brand will grow one, too.

Lloyd Carr: has a pair.

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