Clemson lineman Cory Groover shot in leg at Waffle House.(Is nothing sacred?) The gunman reportedly fired ten shots at Groover; suspect therefore may have been inebriated, which should go without saying, since I’m betting even money everyone at a Waffle House in Clemson City, SC at 2 in the morning on a Monday is drunk off their ass, employees included. The indomitable FanBlogs has the lowdown.

If the Cheese Steak Plate at the Clemson City Waffle House doesn’t kill you, the guy in the parking lot will.