SWAMP THINGS

In his ongoing attempt to put his stamp on the UF program, Urban Meyer asked the students to name their section in the Swamp. The winning name? "Swamp Things." We weren't so hot on the name initially, but it did remind us of the truly awesome movie of the same name. Which meant we decided to like the name, since Anything reminding us of Adrienne Barbeau is, by rule, a very good thing.

Adrienne Barbeau: if she let Swamp Thing touch her boob, you have to stand a decent chance.