Everyday Should Be Saturday

April 27, 2005

BCS OPENS AUTO-BIDS TO ALL CONFERENCES. GO MAC, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY…

There’s hope for the little guys, after all, as long as you play along with the inanity of the BCS. All conferences now, in principle, have a shot at automatic bids to a meaningless, piece-of-shit fake-ass, run by the morons who bring you Jessica Simpson at the Orange Bowl halftime show championship the glorious people’s national championship.

CEREMONIAL SHOTGUNS AT OKLAHOMA. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.

The trial of Nebraska lineman Darren DeLone has, if nothing else, produced some great quote material. Want to know why we started this blog? Check this shit out and look no further:

On cross-examination by defense attorney Garvin Isaacs, Tinsley acknowledged the Ruf/Neks were intentionally trying to interfere with the Nebraska players. He added there was trash talk going on and some members of the spirit squad had fired their ceremonial shotguns.

“Is there anywhere else in America where they take shotguns to a football game?” Isaacs asked. Tinsley replied, “No, sir.”

Ceremonial shotguns. Ruf/Neks. America, Fuck Yeah.

The Ruf/Neks: Putting the “BOOM!” in “Boomer Sooner.”

2005 HATERS’ BALL: COLLEGE TEAMS ON THE FAULT LINE THIS FALL

Stewart Mandel fights off the boredom with another strong bit of totally irresponsible and utterly necessary speculation on the national power rankings following the close of spring practice. No real surprises, though we think Florida is riding a bit too high, even after a spring where Urban Meyer made fans swoon with his discipline, innovative offensive schemes, and immaculate hair.
Which got us to thinking: everyone runs their power rankings. But who’s really going in the tank in dramatic fashion this season? Or more intriguingly, who’s got the most to lose this season? And will spectacularly lose it? We include those programs who historically have had hope, so don’t expect the Temples and Dukes of the world to make any appearances, haters.

We won’t hate on the lowly, people. ‘Scuse us, but we’ve gotta go home and put more water in your momma’s water dish…
1.Florida State. Jeff Bowden, Jeff Bowden, Jeff Bowden. (more…)

STANLEY SHAKESPEARE, DEAD AT 42

Stanley Shakespeare, a member of the 1983 Miami national championship team, dies following a strange boating accident in Florida.

IN CASE YOU CAN”T GET ENOUGH OF THE DRAFT

Here’s a great site for draft history in case you are an insatiable draft addict.

NEVER TO EARLY TO START THE HEISMAN HYPE

Take a look here at who the boys from ESPN are starting to hype for the Heisman. Some names are a given, like Matt Leinart and Adrian Peterson, others fairly obvious, like Florida’s Chris Leak (assuming he doesn’t get broken running Urban Meyers offense), but there are a few others which are a bit more out on a limb. I, for one, will wait until at least the season starts to figure out who is worthy of the hype.

MIAMI NAMES WRIGHT AS STARTING QUARTERBACK

Kyle Wright, the highly touted recruit, has a chance to show if he was worthy of the hype as Larry Coker has named him as the starting quarterback. Better keep up the film study because there are no warm up games to get in the groove as Mickey Andrews will have the Seminole defense amped up to give Wright his baptism by fire as the Hurricanes open their season against the Noles on September 5. Isn’t college football great?

FIESTA BOWL GETS FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IN EXPANDED BCS

The ever evolving BCS, which is set to expand for the 2006-2007 bowl season, has awarded the Fiesta Bowl the first crack at the title game. The game will be held in a brand spankin’ new stadium to be built for the Arizona Cardinals in January of 2007 and will determine the BCS champion… although there will still be no real means of determining a national champion because although a 12 game season with conference championships makes sense, an 8 team playoff still doesn’t.

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