Everyday Should Be Saturday

April 15, 2005

FLORIDA STATE HIT WITH RASH OF INJURIES

FSU has been hit with so many injuries they will use a modified format for their spring scrimmage. The injuries have left the team with one good center, which means the FSU coaching staff will likely be combing the jails and juvenile detention centers of the Sunshine State hitting the JUCO circuit for late additions to their depleted roster.

INSTEAD OF DYING, THE BOWL SYSTEM KEEPS GAINING STRENGTH

Do we really need another bowl game in San Diego? Holiday Bowl officials seem to think so as they are seeking certification for the Poinsettia Bowl to be played in San Diego on December 22 and would match a Mountain West Conference team against and at-large team.

IMPROBABLE GOOGLE RESULT NUMBER ONE

Here are the Google search results for “football fan.” As one of the few Americans we know who’s actually attended a Nepali soccer match, we can’t believe they really have this much of an international following.

Google-monsters: Nepali football fans are number one in Google.

MAYBE THEY’RE DYSLEXIC…

Buffalo offers 7-39 coach Jim Hofher a contract extension. There’s hope for all the Ron Zooks of the world after all.

SIMERS ON TROJANS BREAKING TROJANS

T.J. Simers-the literate, sensible white guy on ESPN’s abysmal “Around the Horn”-takes Pete Carroll to task.

GAMECOCKS NAME NEW ATHLETIC DIRECTOR

In what might be considered risky behavior the Cocks have successfully pursued Hyman. It’s been reported today that South Carolina will announce TCU’s Eric Hyman as their new Athletic Director before the Garnett and Black game on Saturday. We hope he doesn’t break under the pressure.

ACADEMIC PROGRESS RATES AND THE UT CASE

Climer again, this time on the unusual implications of the NCAA’s new Academic Progress Rates in the UT case.

WHERE IT’S AT: BECK STILL NO. 1 AT BYU

Suddenly offensively-challenged BYU has decided to keep Beck as their starting QB. He’s no loser, and never considered transferring, since Provo is where it’s at for him.

Beck: Mormons love him, too.

PITTSBURG UNVEILS NEW JERSEY


So much for the great “Pittsburg” experiment. The Panthers have unveiled new jerseys which return to their monosyllabic roots and will again be known as “Pitt”. Party-happy college football fans everywhere rejoiced as Pittsburg was a much easier word to fuck up by Saturday afternoon when the buzz is in full force.

ESPN.COM PILES ON FULMER TOO

Pat Forde must be a reader of ESDBS.com as he pens a column today about the troubles in Vol Country.

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