Everyday Should Be Saturday

April 12, 2005

GREG ROBINSON PLANS TO INSTITUTE FORWARD PASS AT SYRACUSE

A rare Big East note from us on Syracuse, where Greg Robinson plans to install the forward pass. In other news, we could have a new favorite college qb, tubby tosser Perry Patterson. According to Robinson, Patterson would be ideal at 230, but came in weighing 248 pounds. J-Lo, watch out.

HYPOCRISY ALERT: NCAA CONSIDERS 12TH GAME IN SEASON

So a playoff would be too much of a demand on student athletes? But a 12 game schedule followed by a bowl game? No problem. Wait, how about an eleven game schedule followed by a playoff…now you’re talking crazy. What would happen to the Fort Worth Bowl? Or the Humanitarian Bowl? Think of what you’d do to poor Boise! Or the tradition of the Capital One Bowl? What would become of the Mascot Challenge? Think of the poor mascots…
(P.S. There was going to be a picture here, but inexplicably the Google Image search for “ugly college mascot” gives you a picture of Syracuse Post-Register sportswriter Bob Snyder. Though he’s no Troy McClure, he’s definitely better looking than the WKU Hilltopper. Judge for yourself below.)

Bob Snyder: ugly college mascot.

MEL KIPER: LIECHTENSTEIN OF PUNDITS

We were on the treadmill today, watching Mel Kiper Jr.’s gums flap away in his head, and it set us to thinking some extremely random thoughts about the NFL draft.
-First, no matter what anyone at ESPN tells me, no one makes more of less than Mel Kiper, Jr. We admire this: he’s like his own little Liechtenstein, tiny, devoid of natural resources, and yet still makes it onto the map with plenty of cash in pocket. (more…)

RON MEXICO: THE JERSEY

The mighty MJD-who claims to use more profanity than even we do-offers up his own personalized tribute to Michael Vick’s alleged alter ego, Ron Mexico.

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO?

It’s not necessarily about football, but this is the funniest thing we somehow missed in the history of the internet. After the story we heard about a stripper named “Jaws” and Mutombo at the VIP room of Atlanta’s legendary Gold Club, we would like to post our formal answer of “Not us, ever.”

GATOR RECRUIT PORTIS SAYS NO TO REDSHIRT

According to Josh Portis, who’s fresh off an inconsistent but impressive Orange and Blue game, he does not believe he will be redshirting this year. This should make for interesting competition to back up Chris Leak this fall.

J LO IN COMPETITION WITH THE BACHELOR


We’re shameless we know but we couldn’t resist. If more pictures of Jennifer Lopez are what you crave try looking here.

We here at EDSBS.com have an affinity for those local college favorites that, although stars, really don’t belong making the leap to the next level to start on Sundays. Therefore, we intend to make an effort to spotlight some of our favorites every now and again. High on that list is University of Kentucky Alum Jared Lorenzen. (more…)

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