And while Houston Nutt is paving the way for cross-dressing at Arkansas (see below,) Ty Willingham sounds like he’s instituting a healthy 1950s curriculum at U Dub, complete with long lectures on the dangers of reefer, communism, and long hair.

Ty Willingham, yelling about something wholesome and disciplined.
Pink jerseys for loafers at Hog practices. Next come tutus and garter belts. If it gets bad enough, we’ll see lineman in mini-skirts and halter tops. Paris thinks that’s hot.
Though we’ve already emailed them to say so, the good people at College Football Resource are pimps for treating us like we’re a real website. Xiexie, gents, and we’ll link to you whenever possible.
We guess the Corvallis PD decided the ignominy of being arrested for DUI was enough for poor Oregon State DT Ben Siegert. Siegert, caught with a .14 BAC behind the wheel and carrying a ram being used in a university study of homosexuality in sheep in the back of his truck, will not be charged with anything relating to the sheep in the crime. We can almost hear Luther Ingram now…if loving you is wrong…I don’t want to be right…

You shut your mouth, how can you say…I go about things the wrong way…
Two wealthy donors honored Syracuse grad Jim Brown with a scholarship in his name at the university. No news as to whether throwing a woman off a balcony in the early ’70s is a prerequisite for the award, or whether bashing in your wife’s car with a shovel will do in a pinch. Cheap shots at three in the morning-who could ask for more?
The first bit of that actually is a real headline at cnnsi.com, a standard bit of boilerplate about Texas retooling for the upcoming season with fresh talent. We added the fast and hard bit, but hey…weren’t you thinking something along the same lines? Yeah, um, right…we weren’t either…