BAD NEWS FIRST-AND THERE'S PLENTY OF IT.

-ASU running back Loren Wade arrested on suspicion of killing a man outside a nightclub in Tempe. Wade allegedly shot Brandon Falkner, 25, in the head after seeing Falkner talking to his girlfriend. "We have more than enough witnesses," said Sam Bailey, Scottdale police investigator on the case.
-USC starting corner Eric Wright arrested on investigation of sexual assault. We really prefer posting stories about players stealing gay sheep to this...
-In what constitutes comic relief to the stories mentioned above, two Central Arkansas players plead in a counterfeiting case.